“Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it’s hard to imagine what.”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
Chris sez, “Bill Waterson, creator of the timeless comic classic Calvin & Hobbes, looks back on the strip with no regrets in his first interview in 15 years. Short, but definitely worth reading.”
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
“It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept.”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”
— Calvin & Hobbes
“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said,” I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
— Calvin & Hobbes
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”
— Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
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