Stewie’s Sand Retreat for Singles in their 30’s
Man: Hi. I’m Jeremy. I work in corporate finance.
Woman: Hi. I’m a French Canadian girl down here on my vacation. It’s a big deal for me to be down here on my own. I like the swimming pool with the bar in it because you can sit on the bar stool and you’re in the water.
Man: I like how all the food and drink is included in the price of the ticket.
Woman: Yeah, that way you don’t have to bring your cash down from the room.
Man: Okay, Well I was just looking for a friend of mine so I guess I will see you later.
Quagmire Calling
Family Guy: Pigs Among Guinea Pigs
Remember that episode on Family Guy when Peter Griffin is tricked by an insurance salesman who sells him volcano insurance in exchange for Lois’s rainy day fund?
Turns out Volcano Insurance is real and something that I think I’ll need if I plan on living in the Pacific Northwest. Mt. St. Helen has been acting up in the past few years. (Plumes of smoke)
Family Guy: Mr. Pewterschmidt sings The Bangles.
This is exactly how I sing it!
