“How come things that happen to stupid people happen to me?”
— Homer Simpson
“I didn’t lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth!”
— Homer Simpson
I’ll take the “Hot Lettuce Injection”
“Let me get my belt sander so I can grind the ugly off your face.”
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