-
Kevin:
I'm a deep person in a shallow world
-
Me:
whoaaaa. You just just blew my mind with your words
-
Kevin:
That's my job. Blow peoples minds with words, not lips.
-
Rod Flanders:
Let's hurry and climb down.
-
Bart Simpson:
Uh ok, but don't let our hands touch. It's gay.
-
Rod Flanders:
Whats gay mean?
-
Bart Simpson:
Umm. It means you used to be afraid... but, now you're not.
-
Rod Flanders:
[to father] I'M GAY DADDY. I'M GAY. MRS. SIMPSON MADE ME GAY!
-
Man:
Doctor, I need a flu shot to protect me this winter.
-
Doctor:
Sure. First I have to ask you, do you believe in creationism or evolution?
-
Man:
I don't understand why that is relevant.
-
Doctor:
Well if you're a creationist, I'm giving you the vaccine from from 10 years ago.
-
My Professor:
How many of you have either never raised your hand in class or don't like to?
-
Me:
*I raise my hand*
-
My Professor:
Congratulations.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elitadipiscing elit. Aliquam nisi lorem, pulvinar id, commodo feugiat, vehicula et, mauris. Aliquam mattis porta urna. Maecenas dui neque, rhoncus sed, vehicula vitae, auctor at, nisi. Aenean id massa ut lacus molestie porta. Curabitur sit amet quam id libero suscipit venenatis.
