“In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.”
— Isaac Asimov
“In 35 years, if I’m not dead, I’ll upload my consciousness and download it into a hot chick. Then my lesbian adventures will begin.”
— My Professor
“Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it’s hard to imagine what.”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
“There’s a girl in the room! No more talking about porn!”
— My Ethics Professor
“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.”
— Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
“Have you guys ever heard of midget tossing? It’s seriously the best fun you can have with your clothes on.”
— My Ethics Professor. SERIOUSLY
“…the Chinese government said Google and other foreign firms must obey the country’s laws and traditions.”
— BBC Reporting in response to Google’s decision to delay the unavailing of two Android based mobile phones
“Shut up little girl”
— Mr. Burns
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